John drove to the country to visit his friend Bill who fled the city to live the farming life. While taking the tour, John noticed Bill’s pet pig has only three legs and asks, “Bill, why does your pig have only three legs?”
Flustered, Bill whispered, “Don’t talk about his leg, you’ll hurt his feelings. He’s an amazing pig. When my wife was trapped in root cellar and suffocating, he dug under the door and saved her life. Please don’t talk about his leg.” (more…)

Years ago, after a visit with the doctor and a painful shot or some other forgettable experience, we got a lollipop or some other sweet treat and a smile. Banks picked up on the idea and in recent times added doggie treats.
I just had a conversation with a friend about this tactic and he told me about his ritual of taking his dog for a ride to the bank drive through, which he describes as a fun time that he looks forward to. Imagine your customers describing their visits with you as a fun experience that they actually look forward to!
You might not invite your customer’s dog along or give it dog biscuits, because it really isn’t about the treats, it’s about the experience. This is a simple strategy that associates something enjoyable with you and your meetings. What can you close your meetings with that will associate you with something enjoyable?
Bill Malloy, an older business friend and mentor that joint ventured numerous deals with me, gave away gourmet jellybeans. He kept cases on hand and mailed them to anyone and everyone that made an inquiry. He gave Olympus OM 35mm cameras to customers that made referrals and was always running a unique promotion. He didn’t just give you a bag of candy or a camera, he made you feel good too.
Our entire industry associated Bill with a good experience. As a market leader and officer in our association, I introduced my wife to countless competitors, partners and customers. When I read this post to her, she said, “Of everyone I met in your industry, Bill Malloy stands out the most.”
My father-in-law kept his desk and closet well stocked with candy and all twenty-odd grandchildren knew it. The kids lined up for sweet treats and his laugh. “Have you been good?” he’d tease. I’m about to become a grandfather and my kids have reminded me of my obligation to have a big stock of candy. They associate candy with loving reward.
Remember my doctor that smiled? When I was 3 or 4 years old, he gave me a shot and I cried. He pulled out a lollipop, smiled, and apologized, “I made a mistake. That shot was for the girl downstairs!” There was no girl downstairs or upstairs. That was over 50 years ago and I still remember the lollipop, apology, and his smile, but the shot is foggy.
Buyers associate salespeople with pain, so change that association to something positive. The last thing you say and do is remembered most. Even if the meeting goes awry, you can patch things up with your close, and when it goes well, you can make it better. Say something personal and sincere, and apologize when necessary. Then throw in a bag of jellybeans, or something sweet, and most importantly, don’t forget your warm, sincere smile.